|U.S. Launches Major Offensive in Iraq||President Bush Announces Major Combat Operations in Iraq Have Ended|
|U.S. Launches Major Offensive Near Syrian Border; Two U.S. Troops Killed in Other Areas of Iraq||Remarks by the President from the USS Abraham Lincoln At Sea Off the Coast of San Diego, California|
|Nov 5, 2005||May 1, 2003|
Can both of these statements be true? If not, which one is the lie? Apparently, someone didn't get the News flash!